DC Row House Development
#rowhouse #development in #hyattsville #maryland #savethetrees #savethebricks A post shared by Homer Twigg (@homerltwiggiv) on Mar 28, 2018 at 12:41pm PDT
He took “Polycarp” since Homer and Lee are pagan. So. Saint Homer Lee Polycarp Twigg V. Then y’alls kids can use Homer as a saint’s name.
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A thousand answers to my problems sit behind those eyes.
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Animal testing lab freed by hyper intelligent species of baboons
Animal testing lab freed by hyper intelligent species of baboons #12monkeys #twelvemonkeys #duplos #paternity #snowday #snowdaze A post shared by Homer Twigg (@homerltwiggiv) on Mar 21, 2018 at 12:26pm PDT
Bachelors: give me 30 seconds.
I am living proof and testament that you can have a ton of kids, right away, without a clue, on 50k/year, in an overpriced city, and STILL not sacrifice a life of PLAY. In fact, I have to try harder… Read more ›
Did someone say bedtime? Daylight savings excusessss
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Makin’ Do Dollhouse
Girls: can we have a dollhouse? Me: yes, but it has to have an industrial kitchen, above-ground cellar and a hostel in the attic. And a chase scene. Girls: deal. #duplo #lego #PlayAllDay #mmdt A post shared by Homer Twigg… Read more ›
#NaturesPaisley
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Does this count as trolling? 🧐 #V
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Adorientem Snacking / Liturgical Potty-training #nofilter
Miriam drew it during Mass and Karate Jesus giving this kid the business ruined any chance of me thinking like an adult today. Hope you #giggle like me
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#acts2 @franciscus #marchforlife
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I bet you your wife makes good food too.
But does your wife’s cooking make you contemplate quitting your job and taking out a loan to start a restaurant centered around #cauliflower because the soup is so #? #foodporn #soup #garnishes #idontevenlikecauliflower #snowday A post shared by Homer Twigg… Read more ›
DC Strip Mall
#dc #strip #mall A post shared by Homer Twigg (@homerltwiggiv) on Jan 2, 2018 at 8:07pm PST
Funniest license plate I’ve ever risked my life to get a pic of. You’re welcome. #dude #ufoos #DooDooDooDoo
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You can keep your white linens and sad 🥗 and give us an evening of ribs. #noplates #hotdates #coolerthan #iceskates #dontworry #scotchisfordaddy #ribs #grants #feels
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In the 🔬doing post-production… #staytuned
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@eastonawesome ask Mark: I’ll pick locks to steal good art. Shout out to @waze for the route options!
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How I’m feeling about Christmas rn.
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Got this in my mail yesterday. Kids catalog of homeschooly toys. #swurfer #whatweretheythinking
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Flying Lotus Echostage Concert Review
Our captain Flying Lotus has been watching a lot of movies. He came out strong last night and gave the audience a powerful show with a mental echo which lasted for hours. The Echostage venue was not densely packed, and… Read more ›
#boo . . . . . #monstersinc
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Wabash service project in DC
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Name everything in my cornucopia and I’ll give you some bitcoin. Scientific names. GO
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Playlists
Pandora: . Windows down, AC on full blast, summertime jams For slowing down For lyricism Makes kids fall asleep instantly in the car Kids music + SFW bands that won’t make you want to kill yourself When it’s time to… Read more ›