Soaked the baby clothes before washing, found half a pound of chicken breast! #polloalaoxyclean via Instagram December 12, 2016 I’m getting ready for my first social media selfie but wife’s works seem more prescient via Instagram December 10, 2016 #dematha via Instagram Sweet, fecund and mild / best enjoyed raw and wild / persimmons and m’lady #haiku via Instagram November 21, 2016 Got my $ right before Election Day… Planning on some big ZIMUSD swings so I can cash out this 500 Trillion dollar bill and buy a castle, eat unlimited White Castle, and jetset like @mgantman… Once gave $100 trillion and a beat tape to Egon and #Madlib at a show in Rome…they never called. @stonesthrowdjs via Instagram November 6, 2016 #blindedbythelight via Instagram November 1, 2016 I broke my phone this week and when it happened I shouted, “NOBODY may use my phone to text anymore.” It’s like it helped the pain. via Instagram October 17, 2016 via Instagram October 9, 2016 My Instagram feed is all Stevie Wonder vinyl and this is nice but I need some friends who are less like me. via Instagram September 29, 2016 All hail #pythagoras via Instagram September 27, 2016 Please petition St. Benedict to keep safe the monks and all Norcians. via Instagram August 24, 2016 Hands up if you ever fell asleep eating yogurt. #Yogurtitis via Instagram August 22, 2016