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Soaked the baby clothes before washing, found half a pound of chicken breast! #polloalaoxyclean

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December 12, 2016

I’m getting ready for my first social media selfie but wife’s works seem more prescient

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December 10, 2016

#dematha

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Sweet, fecund and mild / best enjoyed raw and wild / persimmons and m’lady #haiku

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November 21, 2016

Got my $ right before Election Day… Planning on some big ZIMUSD swings so I can cash out this 500 Trillion dollar bill and buy a castle, eat unlimited White Castle, and jetset like @mgantman… Once gave $100 trillion and a beat tape to Egon and #Madlib at a show in Rome…they never called. @stonesthrowdjs

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November 6, 2016

#blindedbythelight

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November 1, 2016

I broke my phone this week and when it happened I shouted, “NOBODY may use my phone to text anymore.” It’s like it helped the pain.

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October 17, 2016

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October 9, 2016

My Instagram feed is all Stevie Wonder vinyl and this is nice but I need some friends who are less like me.

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September 29, 2016

All hail #pythagoras

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September 27, 2016

Please petition St. Benedict to keep safe the monks and all Norcians.

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August 24, 2016

Hands up if you ever fell asleep eating yogurt. #Yogurtitis

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August 22, 2016