Homer L. Twigg IV

Investigating the Mezzocosm


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#spiritairlines : 18x14X8 Me: #challengeaccepted #chicago #thingsorganizedneatly


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“Hello? Still there?” “Yes he’s coming. He has MS and moves slowly. He wants to talk to you” I just got over 5 minutes. That’s 5 minutes they aren’t spamming you or anyone else. You’re welcome. #commongood


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My God is the only God who wasn’t furious and vengeful when he came back from the dead. His peace is as amazing as His Dad’s power.


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This is the worst ball pit ever, dad!!! #MansonFamilyProblems


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Gratituous baby photos


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My wife’s bacon has #rightangles. #stillinlove


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#Secretingredients to a #happymarriage found at your local @costco.


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#herculean #feats / #dadjobs test #lawsofphysics / #noroomforpeople | #hashtaghaiku


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#BloodyMary Brunch / #WetNoses and #ChappedRedLips / #Snuggles that #MakeMeBlush #haiku #hashtaghaiku #snowday #stillinlove #hyattsville #epiphany


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May 2015 vs. Today. And that second photo is after I had already dropped 10lbs… #dubchallenge #50lbs #twokids #postnuptualweightgain #sympathyweight #noexcuses #dematha #mrp


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Soaked the baby clothes before washing, found half a pound of chicken breast! #polloalaoxyclean


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I’m getting ready for my first social media selfie but wife’s works seem more prescient


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#dematha


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Sweet, fecund and mild / best enjoyed raw and wild / persimmons and m’lady #haiku


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Got my $ right before Election Day… Planning on some big ZIMUSD swings so I can cash out this 500 Trillion dollar bill and buy a castle, eat unlimited White Castle, and jetset like @mgantman… Once gave $100 trillion and a beat tape to Egon and #Madlib at a show in Rome…they never called. @stonesthrowdjs


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#blindedbythelight


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I broke my phone this week and when it happened I shouted, “NOBODY may use my phone to text anymore.” It’s like it helped the pain.


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My Instagram feed is all Stevie Wonder vinyl and this is nice but I need some friends who are less like me.


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All hail #pythagoras


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Please petition St. Benedict to keep safe the monks and all Norcians.


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Hands up if you ever fell asleep eating yogurt. #Yogurtitis


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This piece of salmon looks like the state where I am right now!


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Have you ever drank beer with hops you grew? Me neither, but I know uh ghey… #greenthumbbrewing


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From Ted Kliman exhibit at #SoHy #Hyattsville


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