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Homer L. Twigg IV
Investigating the Mezzocosm
Soaked the baby clothes before washing, found half a pound of chicken breast! #polloalaoxyclean
I’m getting ready for my first social media selfie but wife’s works seem more prescient
Sweet, fecund and mild / best enjoyed raw and wild / persimmons and m’lady #haiku
Got my $ right before Election Day… Planning on some big ZIMUSD swings so I can cash out this 500 Trillion dollar bill and buy a castle, eat unlimited White Castle, and jetset like @mgantman… Once gave $100 trillion and a beat tape to Egon and #Madlib at a show in Rome…they never called. @stonesthrowdjs
I broke my phone this week and when it happened I shouted, “NOBODY may use my phone to text anymore.” It’s like it helped the pain.
My Instagram feed is all Stevie Wonder vinyl and this is nice but I need some friends who are less like me.
All hail #pythagoras
Please petition St. Benedict to keep safe the monks and all Norcians.
Hands up if you ever fell asleep eating yogurt. #Yogurtitis
This piece of salmon looks like the state where I am right now!
Have you ever drank beer with hops you grew? Me neither, but I know uh ghey… #greenthumbbrewing
From Ted Kliman exhibit at #SoHy #Hyattsville
Got this gem sent to me yesterday by a monk on whatsapp. #benedictoption
Like Donald Byrd, George Duke and Lee Morgan, Shirley Scott Groove Holmes Jimmy Smith up on the organ #madlib #sohy #hyattsville #tedkliman #toddkliman #artshow #summertime #parttimemonk
Celebrating a weight loss goal tonight 8 months in the making… #aviation #ginlife
Whell what the heck should I do with this thing…?
A place for all of your traffic, in-law, and financial stressors this holiday season.
You know it’s gonna be a good day when God gives you a bacon sunrise. Happy feast of St. John #DeMatha
Jocelyn made me go in this #sad lane but I still grabbed every People magazine and asked her to buy me batteries. #oppositeofchildhood #thanksobama